Dear Monday, Life Really Tests my Patience

Dear Monday ~

Yes Monday, because I love Jesus… I forgive you. But Monday, let’s be honest… you’ve shortchanged me again. Honestly I’ve got more than enough patience… but waiting stresses me out and I need results NOW!!

~Ish Ism

 

re: Dear Monday, Life Really Tests my Patience

 

Dear Ish Ism,

Please see below:

Definition of patient: steadfast despite opposition, difficulty, or adversity.

Thank you for your time. Have a nice day.

Monday

 

re:re: Dear Monday, Life Really Tests my Patience

 

Dear Monday,

Welllll, if I had less difficulty and adversity my patience would REALLY SHINE!!

1.) Still looking for my summer research site

2.) Wife still looking for a job

3.) The sun is out but I am stuck inside working (as usual)

Would you like me to keep going Monday? Life is not cheap Monday… and life is short.

~ Ish Ism

 

re:re:re: Dear Monday, Life Really Tests my Patience

 

Dear Ish Ism,

I understand fully your frustrations.

However, you are doing fine. You have a beautiful wife, your bills are all up-to-date, you are healthy, you have food, you live in a nice little house, you have friends who love you, and you have family who loves you.

So stop your whining! Thank you for your time. Have a nice day.

Monday

 

re:re:re:re: Dear Monday, Life Really Tests my Patience

 

Monday… why do you have to ruin a perfectly good rant!?!!?

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