Bank on these predictions coming true in 2013. Guaranteed.
(Or your money back.)
Facebook can’t monetize and decides to shut down operations
- Every gray-haired CMO says, “I told you so”
- Zuckerberg announces new social network called Stalkbook for guys to share photos of girlfriends in bikinis
- All the cows die in Farmville
Twitter increases character count to 212,758, which is the same number of words in Moby Dick
- U.S. literacy increases by 74 percent after the first three months
- Online sarcasm dies
Content curators are forced to share revenue with the actual content creators
- Supreme Court laughs like hyenas after hearing the argument that “curation is an art form”
- Curation officially made a synonym of “thievery”
- Ariana Huffington breaks down weeping on “The View”
A celebrity sends out a controversial tweet and retracts it
- Blames the initial tweet on “not keeping up with the news”
- Within hours blames administrative assistant
- Then checks into…
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