Wife: Ouch… my tailbone feels out of whack.

Me: Oh, that’s not good. I can go to Walmart to pick up some whack of you’d like. Is there a particular brand of whack you prefer?

*wife did not answer*

But, to my credit, I proved I was a good husband because I listened to my wife’s problem and I was willing to get something at the store to fix it. Yay me!!