Dear John Madden Football,
First of all, I assure you I am a mostly sane person. I am not ill… aliens have not taken over my body. I am not suffering from a head injury. I am not experimenting with legal or illegal drugs. And I am not experiencing a mid-life crisis (or any other type of crisis).
Second of all, I love you John Madden Football. Love, love, love you. Continue reading I said “NO” to John Madden Football